This is unspeakably perfect.
I guess you could say this moment was stone cold gold
This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.
The ending is worth clicking for.
[sleep-over voice] are you awake
[sleep-over reply voice] yeah
[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH
[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life
[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up
[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us
[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs
tips for college:
- no 1 cares if you eat alone in the dining hall
- dont be scared of upperclassmen they dont care
- dont raise your hand to go to the bathroom
- dont bring a handwritten sick note from ur mom
Okay so imagine the villain has captured a girl the protagonist cares about and is all like “I’ll kill her unless you give me the macguffin!”
And the hero’s like “that will never happen! I love her and she loves me! Right?”
And the girl’s like “um…this isn’t the best time.”
And the protagonist screams she’s a friendzoning whore and abandons her.
And the villain’s like “fuck that guy” and teaches her how to walk in thigh-high leather boots.
Have you ever seen Megamind I feel you would enjoy Megamind
I mean come on, the ‘villain’ looks like:
(someone make this movie please)
((maybe Jasika Nicole for the ex-damsel?))
(((I don’t even care who plays the white dudebro ‘hero’)))
Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.
OH MY GOD
If you live anywhere near Evansville Indiana please be safe because apparently 10 women have been abducted and now they’re saying it’s a possible serial killer sO please don’t go anywhere alone
Anyone living in the tristate area should be aware that, if this is a possible serial killer, the suspect could become mobile and move around to other cities. Anyone in the Henderson or Owensboro KY area should also stay cautious. If you’re going to Evansville (because I know first hand that a LOT of young adults from Henderson especially go to Evansville just to hang out) don’t stay out late and use a buddy system. Owensboro is further away from Evansville, but Henderson is just right across the river. Be safe out there.
大家你好!!! check out my new tattoo!! it means “harmony” in english!!! I can’t wait to start showing white people my tattoo and asking them if they can understand it!!! TFW YOLO! (That’s what they say right?)
Harley Quinn #7, written by Amanda Conner & Jimmy Palmiotti, art by Chad Hardin, colors by Alex Sinclair & Paul Mounts
I love them so much
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